Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Countdown too new Erv.



As you may have noticed the Fat-Erv-O-Meter has dropped 11.5 pounds. Only 46 more pounds (give or take 20) till my return too greatness!!!

Thats an old pic.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Kiefer or Jack?



Has anybody else noticed how much Jack Bauer and Kiefer Sutherland look a like.



Jack's on the left, just so you know.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Cubs sign Cliff Floyd.


The cubs signed outfielder Cliff Floyd to a 3 million 1-year contract today, with an option 2008. Floyd has always wanted to play for the cubs. He will add depth to the outfield and be a nice bat off the bench. Floyd, 34, batted .244 in 97 games with the New York Mets last season, hitting 11 homers and driving in 44 runs.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Maybe no gunman at Superbowl!


Bear DT Tank Johnson may not be in Miami for the Bears first superbowl in 21 years. Johnson will find out Tuesday if he is allowed to play or not. Johnson violated his probation earlier this year.(you know the story)

Sunday, January 21, 2007

How Sweet It Is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pics From Tonights Game.






















Dennis Green was right!

Answered Prayers!!!



The Bears are headed to the Super Bowl for the first time in 21 years. As they crushed the New Orleans Saints 39-14. They face the winner of the Colts and Patriots game.


I guess Denny Green was right when he said crown 'em.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

DA BEARS PRAYER.


Our papa, Who art a bear,

Hallowed be thy fame,
Thy championship come,

Thy play be run, At home as it is away,

Give us this day our Sunday win,

And forgive us our turnovers,


Though we pounce on those who turnover against us,

And lead us not into fourth and long,

But deliver us from Krenzel,


IN THE NAME OF DITKA










BUTKUS,











AND THE HOLY PAYTON,











AND IT WAS IN 1985,












SO SHALL IT BE IN 2006, REIGN WITHOUT END.


DA-men!!!!





Theres Something in The Water in Atlanta!


Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick reluctantly surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that smelled like marijuana and contained a substance in a hidden compartment. No charges have been filed yet.

Under Florida law, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in prison and a $1,000 fine. First offenders rarely do any jail time.

Cookie Monster of the Congo is Upset!



Houston Rockets center Dikembe Mutombo is upset that TV commentators for him games are making fun of his age. Saying that Mutombo is really older than he says. When he first came into the league there were rumors that he was older than he said. Mutombo is also going to talk to NBA commissioner David Stern and ask him for advice what he should do about these commentators. At least they're not making fun of him cause he sounds like cookie monster. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ccoooookieee!!!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Sammy's Back!!!


According to MLB.com, Sammy Sosa has agreed in principle to a $500,000 dollar minor league deal with the Texas Rangers. I wonder if Sammy knows they test for Steroids now.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Eagle hater

I couldn't believe they showed this on TV on Saturday during the eagles and saints game.

Cowher Or Whisenhunt


If Whisenhunt had a bigger chin and a mustache he'd look just like Cowher.